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We believe that most people are fuck heads though.
There are currently no positions open at Subsume Technologies that we are actively looking to fill. If you would like to be considered for future openings or think you're just so special that we'll make an opening for you, please send your résumé in an interchange format (i.e., text, HTML, PDF; not the garbage your bloody word processor probably saves!). Keep in mind, however, that submissions via spam or from people that clearly have no clue about the kind of work we do will go into the "Idiot" box. You really do not want to find yourself in there.
We have no openings for people improperly educated by the following States, whose representatives have had long-standing animosity towards science:
Additionally, some countries have shown a willful hostility to scientists; we find this unacceptable and have no openings for citizens from: